Black Ninja vs. White Ninja

I realize that Hasbro wants to try and cash in on the G.I. Joe brand name with G.I. Joe: Retaliation and the first instalment in the big-screen Joe franchise G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra, but I think they’ve missed a big opportunity here. This Korean teaser for G.I. Joe: Retaliation focuses primarily on the white ninja Storm Shadow played by Korean star Byung-hun Lee (which makes perfect sense), and since it’s mostly about Storm Shadow, we also get a lot of Ray Park’s character Snake Eyes…and very little else. And y’know what? It’s amazing! They should just make a movie about a black ninja and a white ninja hunting and fighting each other and forget the rest! C’mon, tell me you wouldn’t see that. They wouldn’t even need a creative title. I’d totally see a movie called Black Ninja vs. White Ninja.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation comes out June 29, 2012.

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