John Carter of Dog Slug

I’m a sucker for ugly, wrinkly dogs, and now John Carter has successfully sold me, all because it has an alien bulldog-slug-thing. I know, I know, it’s shallow of me to look forward to a movie with the potential to suck pretty badly all because it has a funny CGI monster, but c’mon! I’m not made of stone!

Seriously, though, my opinions of John Carter have swayed all over the place. On the one hand, I love me some sci-fi action, and this movie has pretty classic source material behind it. On the other hand, well, there’s that arena scene that really looks like Attack of the Clones, which thankfully isn’t featured in this clip. What do you guys think? Will John Carter be worth a damn?

John Carter comes out March 9, 2012.

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