Category Archives: Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve

Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 108 Manson’s Party Rock

I wonder if I learned to do this dance and pulled it off the next time I was at a wedding reception where they played Party Rock Anthem if anyone at all would get the reference? I imagine it’d be … Continue reading

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Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 107 Pedobear Newscast

I don’t even know what to say to this. I wish I’d seen this live on the actual news; my brain would’ve probably melted on the spot. I guess there’s no better way to inconspicuously nab a tot than dressing … Continue reading

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Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 106 Quality Meats

This is one of those instances where the music really adds to the feel of it. Sure, straightjacket meat men make a compelling visual, but that tune really tied the video together.

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Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 105 Yodeling Vagina Robot *NSFW*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_p0qAIuHdE When Skynet becomes self-aware, this will be the fetish porn it watches when it wants to get a little freaky.

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Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 104 Len Lye’s Peanut Vendor

I always wanted to watch a happy, anorexic early precursor to the Abominable Snowman sing a jolly tune about how you ought to buy your peanuts before he takes off with all of them. The tail-cane dance routine at the … Continue reading

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Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 103 Illusion of Bias

Here we have a stylishly assembled short film that combines body horror with an old-school moralistic fairy tale lesson in appreciating what you have. The sound and scratchy filter used throughout does a good job of keeping it unsettling. More … Continue reading

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Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 102 Russian Dog Experiment

So evidently this was actually an experiment that led to life support as we understand it today. I wonder how the brain would resolve the lack of a need to breathe, though. It seems like the sort of thing that … Continue reading

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Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 101 UKWMO 1980s Nuclear Warning

Number 100 was pretty fluffy, so this is kicking off a few nightmare fuel videos in a row. I’d always meant to use this as a VNPR, but the version I’d initially found had disabled displaying it from playing from … Continue reading

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Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve 100 – Mike Tyson Quotes: The Song

Uncle Vince is back with a folksy retrospective on the wonderful things Mike Tyson has said throughout his career. After seeing him on the Charlie Sheen roast, I think I’m more afraid of him now than I was twenty years … Continue reading

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Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 99 What’s With the Rice?

Bootleg of a bootleg of a project that’s some ten years old. Look for a cameo from me, Vince Nitro.

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