Evidently the good folks in Nintendo’s Marketing department figured that the best way to get Aussies to buy their product would be to taunt them mercilessly with blocky Nightmare Fuel versions of their characters with voices that range from someone imitating an owl through a cancer kazoo to man trying to seduce kids into his windowless van with promises of candy (I’m looking at you, Duck Hunt Dog).
Personally, I’d like to see these guys duke it out with the movers from the Dire Straits Money For Nothing video.
