How is it that it took me this long to discover this track by Insane Clown Posse, wherein the duo confess that they’re not really badass, they’re actually evangelical Christians out to spread the word of God. No, I’m not kidding, this it 100% real. Check out these lyrics:
All secrets will now be told
No more hidden messages
…Truth is we follow GOD!!!
We’ve always been behind him
The carnival is GOD
And may all juggalos find him
We’re not sorry if we tricked you.
I mean, it doesn’t get much clearer than that. I really don’t know what to say about this, except for…fuckin’ magnets. How do they work? MIRACLES.