Robot Bastard is one of the greatest things you’ve never heard of. Written and directed by Rob Schrab, creator of Scud: The Disposable Assassin, starring former Whose Line Is It Anyway cast member Jeff Davis as the villain, and featuring some of the best old-school special effects I’ve ever seen, Robot Bastard is a must-see for any fan of retro science fiction, badass John Woo-like action, and robots, of course. Seriously, you have to watch this movie. It’s only ten minutes long, and I absolutely love it. MY BODY FOR THE CAUSE!