So, start with Ru Paul after a six day coke binge sucking her fingers and letting you know that wherever they’ve been, it was TASTY. Follow up with two drag queens who have unsettlingly childlike voices, and then come in with the main drag queen who kind of looks like John Travolta in a latex mask. Then we get to the actual making of Pickle Surprise. The last time I tried to ‘plop the ham thusly’, Mrs. Nitro told me that she had a headache. Such is life.