The Five Year Old Screenwriter of Fast Five

Today Now’s Jim and Tracy recently had the good fortune to score an interview with kindergartener Chris Morgan, writer of the latest instalment in the Fast and the Furious series of films Fast Five! Okay, okay, it’s actually the Onion up to their old tricks again, which explains why I was actually entertained during the segments in which actual footage of Fast Five was being shown. I never really thought about it before, but the Fast and the Furious movies are actually a lot like Axe Cop.