Aim Like A Drunkard, Jump Like An Idiot

Youtube user FirstManOnTheSpoon has successfully taken away the last good thing about The Phantom Menace. In spite of Jar-Jar Binks and young Darth Vader shouting ‘Yippee!’, we could all agree that the Darth Maul lightsabre fight at the end was cool and enjoyable – but not anymore, because apparently the Jedi and Sith are loathe to actually come close to hitting one another. It’s especially shameful when you see Darth Maul’s incompetence displayed alongside footage of the Star Wars Kid.