I’m not going to bother writing a full bio for today’s celebrity birthday boy, because you already know this guy. Harrison Ford is legend. Indiana Jones. Han Solo. Rick Deckard (y’know, the dude from Blade Runner). Not to mention Apocalypse Now, The Fugitive and THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL! Harrison Ford is such a major part of popular culture that it boggles the mind, and because of his amazing roles in all the aforementioned movies, we’ll forgive him anything. I mean, I wasn’t a big fan of Hollywood Homicide, but it doesn’t matter at all because this guy was freaking Indiana Jones, dude! Harrison Ford is awesome, no two ways about it. He turns 70 today.