Wow, I had no idea Die Hard 5 was coming up so soon! In other news, I’m declaring this Die Hard parody starring Bruce Willis a bit meh. I dunno, it just doesn’t seem like Bruce’s heart was really into it, and I think Letterman’s need to coax the audience into a standing ovation kind of indicates that Willis didn’t want to do it in the first place. Am I alone on this? Also, is anyone looking forward to Die Hard 5? The fact that it comes out February 14, 2013, strikes me as an odd choice.