Since it’s Jason Statham’s birthday, I think it’s only appropriate that I post The Expendables: The Musical! Unsurprisingly, this video is the brainchild of Jon and Al, the guys behind all those great Schwarzenegger musicals, and I can’t get enough of this one. The Expendables 2 also happened to be loads of fun (unlike its predecessor), so that just gives us yet another thing to celebrate about The Expendables: The Musical! The Expendables! The Expendables! PG-13 is for pussies!