The Honest Version of Twilight: New Moon

ScreenJunkies has really opened my eyes with their latest honest trailer. See, I’ve never watched a Twilight movie in my life – at most, I’ve watched the trailers for the films, but that’s where it ends for me. So this four-minute extended honest trailer is actually the most I’ve ever seen of a Twilight flick and…and…god, it’s even worse than I imagined. That clip at around 2:00 where Kristen Stewart invites her friends to go see “Face Punch”? That is seriously some of the lamest, terrible dialogue I have heard in years. I love this trailer, but damn, pop culture, what were you thinking in making this franchise successful?