Unfortunately (or maybe not), Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter turned out to be quite the turd of a movie. Thankfully, the folks at Funny or Die have decided to make all the possible sequels and spin-offs to that movie imaginable, so that Tim Burton and Timur Bekma^%$)@#*(! don’t have to. I think I’d watch just about any of these. Well, maybe not the Warren G. Harding one.