Never Eat the F*cking Candy

Fifteen years after their traumatic gingerbread-house incident, siblings Hansel and Gretel have become a formidable team of bounty hunters who track and kill witches all over the world.

Wow, guys. This new redband trailer for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters looks pretty atrocious. With all the machine guns and shot guns and gatling guns, I’m starting to get a serious Jonah Hex vibe off of this movie. No longer do I speculate that this could be fun in a Van Helsing kinda way. This is going to be a trainwreck, and likely the first truly bad movie of 2013.

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters comes out January 25, 2013.

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