One of my favourite independent films of the past year was the Warriors-meets-Dance Dance Revolution cult film The FP, directed by the Trost Brothers. In it, Art Hsu plays the character of KCDC, and man, he deserves some serious accolades for his acting, because he delivers some truly silly dialogue with gravitas and believability. DEM TWO-FOUR-FIVE BITCHES IS WHACK! Anyway, Hsu has also appeared in films such as Pirate of the Caribbean: At World’s End, Balls of Fury, and Crank: High Voltage. He turns 38 today. Aww SHIT!