This is probably the most fun I’ve ever had looking at Mark Wahlberg! On a recent episode of The Graham Norton Show, Wahlberg delivered an interview that was nothing short of awesome. He was clearly a bit sloshed, flirted with Sarah Silverman, and, best of all, challenged Michael Fassbender to a big dick contest. Now, as the title of this post says, the contest was never held, but lemme tell ya: it woulda been a landslide victory in Fassbender’s favour, I’ll bet. After all, Marky Mark wore a prosthetic for Boogie Nights.