How The Hobbit Should Have Ended

My last two posts had Valentine’s Day tie-ins, but I can’t really think of one for this one. So, uh, happy Valentine’s Day, you pervy hobbit-fanciers! Sigh. This stupid eagles. They’re such an obvious plot device that I can’t believe nobody called Tolkien on it decades ago. I guess it took a few movies to make us realize just how ridiculous those giant birds are.

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