In 2004, Guinness produced an acclaimed commercial called “The Quarrel”, which featured a man leaving Ireland to swim all the way across the ocean to a pub in New York in order to apologize to his brother. That man just happened to be played by a relatively unknown Michael Fassbender. Strangely enough, if they were to produce a feature-length movie about a guy swimming across the ocean from Ireland to New York, I’m sure Michael Fassbender could make it interesting.