What’s brown and sits on a piano bench?


Beethoven’s final movement. And if that joke doesn’t appear in Grand Piano, then there’s no way I’ll be satisfied with the film. That being said, this looks like a perfectly serviceable, small-scale thriller, that basically equates to Phone Booth with a piano. Unfortunately, like Phone Booth, the marketing for the film gives away the identity of the actor playing the villain. Lame.

Grand Piano comes out March 7, 2014.

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