The city needs heroes. Giant, green heroes. Or something.

Man, the more I see of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the more it looks like Transformers. In fact, I would bet good money that Michael Bay now has a stipulation in his contract which states that every time his name appears on screen, it has to be accompanied by a “brrrroooooowwwwwmmmmm” sound effect. Anyway, you get a better look at the weirdo turtles in this trailer, but man, I dunno. This looks pretty dumb. Shredder and April O’Neil’s dad created the turtles? Oy vey.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comes out August 8, 2014.

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