A new trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy just dropped yesterday, and I’ve realized that, even though I didn’t know it until now, it has always been my dream to be an intergalactic goofball outlaw like Star-Lord. Man, that is a load off my mind. It’s like I’ve always had this mental itch telling me that I was destined for more than blogging and filmmaking, and now I know my true calling: space bandit.
In other news, this trailer finally features Rocket Raccoon saying stuff, and while it’s just about the weirdest thing in the world to see an anthropomorphic raccoon cracking wise and adjusting his crotch, somehow it works. This movie is going to be so strange.
Guardians of the Galaxy comes out August 1, 2014.