The Earth Will Belong to You

The countdown to Jupiter Ascending‘s release date is ticking away, as July 18 rapidly approaches, and hey! Now we have a new trailer! In the past, I’ve pointed to Channing Tatum being cast as a kung fu space elf with rocket boots as the prime evidence that this film will be totally insane, but now we can add “he also drives a mech” and “he fights a gargoyle” to the list of batshit crazy stuff this film will deliver. WILL THIS MOVIE BE AMAZING OR DUMB OR NEITHER OR BOTH I DON’T KNOW?!!!?!?!

Jupiter Ascending comes out July 18, 2014.

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