Before They Were Stars: Michael Keaton in “Rabbit Test”

In 1978, the late Joan Rivers wrote and directed her first and (thankfully) last feature film, Rabbit Test, a comedy featuring Billy Crystal in his first starring role as a pregnant man. As Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Junior demonstrated, comedies about pregnant men are destined for failure, but apparently, Rabbit Test somehow makes Junior look like a masterpiece. Anyway, Rabbit Test is also notable for featuring a young Michael Keaton in a bit part as a sailor, which is featured in this angry analysis from RazorwireReviews. At the 2:30 mark of this review, you’ll see Michael Keaton’s miniscule role in its entirety, which consists of cowering and turning his head.