Pixels is a godawful lazy mess of a movie, but I found it so boringly shitty that I couldn’t muster a lot of hatred for it. It was more annoying than it was offensive…to me, anyway. MovieBob, on the other hand, absolutely loathes this movie, and he gives it a thorough and deserved eviscerating in his review. This is an epic, glorious rant. And he’s right: Pixels sucks. Don’t watch it.
Behind the Curtain