Before They Were Stars: 18-Year Old Ted Cruz Talks About World Domination

In this home video from 1988, 18-year old high school student Ted Cruz claims that he has two aspirations in life: appearing in a sex comedy like The Malibu Bikini Beach Shop and world domination. Well, now that Cruz’s Presidential bid has come to an end, maybe he can focus all his energies in getting a highly anticipated¬†Malibu Bikini Beach Shop remake off the ground.

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