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About thedefector

I am an avid collector of the worst that moviedom has to offer. I then review these shambolic creations using a combinations of words for reading and pictures for looking. I also have a thing for video games and music and I drink too much beer. Now if that'll be all I'd like to go back outside and play.

Bad Movie – Bad Review: Direct Action

Posted on April 21, 2017 by thedefector

The following is a review by Defector of Bad Movie – Bad Review. He’s fond of watching the worst films imaginable, and fist-smashing keyboards until this kind of thing happens. The Trailer Dolph Lundgren. The Dolphin. Das Lundgrenadè.

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Bad Movie – Bad Review: Feature Films For Families (Rigoletto/Horse Crazy)

Posted on March 12, 2017 by thedefector

Feature Films For Families (FFFF) make movies with an agenda. Well, more than one agenda, if we are to address the elephant in the room here (hint: the elephant is money). Their work takes the shape of movies that are … Continue reading →

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Bad Movie – Bad Review: Nightmare at Noon (Death Street USA)

Posted on January 23, 2017 by thedefector

The Facts Format: DVD Running Time: 96 minutes Year of release: 1988 Director: Nico Mastorakis Production Studio: Omega Entertainment When beginning to watch Death Nightmare at Noon Street, I had a moment of self-reflection, and certain obstacles to overcome. The … Continue reading →

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Bad Movie – Bad Review: Hustler Squad

Posted on January 22, 2017 by thedefector

The Facts Format: DVD (Modern Entertainment) Running Time: 98 minutes Year of release: 1976 Director: Cesar ‘Chat’ Gallardo Production Studio: Crown International Pictures Just breathe. I can do this. I feel an urge to begin this review with warnings written … Continue reading →

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Bad Movie – Bad Review: Arthur’s Quest

Posted on December 12, 2016 by thedefector

The Facts Format: DVD (Distributor: Prism Leasure) Running Time: 92 minutes Year of release: 1999 Director: Neil Mandt Production Studio: Crystal Sky Communications Much like the old saying about bringing knives to gun fights, when preparing to sit down to … Continue reading →

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Bad Movie – Bad Review: Thunder Squad

Posted on November 29, 2016 by thedefector

The Facts Format: DVD Running Time: 90 minutes Year of release: 1985 Director: Umberto Lenzi Production Studio: Euramerica International Film “Call it bravery…Call it courage…Call it guts…Whatever you call it, they’ve got it!” Well, I call it casual racism and … Continue reading →

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