Make life take the lemons back!

Here it is, everyone: the supercut we’ve all been waiting for. Every single Cave Johnson quote from Portal 2 in one glorious, 11-minute clip. J.K. Simmons is at his fast-talking best here, and it makes me wonder why the producers of The Adventures of Pete & Pete would ever think it was a good idea to cast Simmons as a character named Silent Dan…who barely says anything!