Transformers: Dark of the Moon has just opened in theaters and will inevitably gross a jillion dollars, no matter how bad people may say it is. Anyway, it’s only appropriate that its star, Shia LaBeouf, finally get the “Before They Were Stars” treatment, so here he is at the age of 13, dressed as a mummy on a Halloween episode of Touched by an Angel. However, I’m disappointed that I could not find any footage from one of his earliest roles: an obscure made-for-TV movie called Breakfast with Einstein, which stars young Shia and a talking dog voiced by Cheech Marin!