http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5WWc03qCM8
This is where I would normally make a joke about George Lucas adding this scene into the next edition of the original Star Wars trilogy, but those jokes have just started to make me said, and anyway, this is too good to be something that Lucas would approve. Evidently this is from a French Christmas TV special of some kind, and was clearly conceived by someone on lots and lots of drugs.