I wouldn’t say that I’m offended by movies like Valentine’s Day and the upcoming New Year’s Eve, but I can think of few movies as drippingly sappy and completely insipid. Which is why I find this trailer for Christmas Eve – a parody of the aforementioned ensemble-cast rom-coms – so delightful. This movie has everybody in it! Even Barack Obama and Kermit the Frog! I would totally watch this. Thank you, Funny or Die, for bringing me more joy than Valentine’s Day and New Year’s Eve will ever bring me.