John Carter of BOING!

This new trailer for John Carter doesn’t give us any new footage to oggle (except for maybe two seconds’ worth), but it does afford me an opportunity to point out how John Carter’s big thing seems to be his ability to jump long distances. It must be a big thing, since he does it at least twice in every preview for the movie. Some enterprising individual who isn’t as lazy as I am need to make a montage of all of his jumping clips and add the Mario Bros. jumping noise to it. You know the one:

John Carter comes out March 9, 2012.

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