From The Billion-Dollar Jowls Of George Lucas

I’m honestly disappointed in the human race when I see that the 3D re-release of Star Wars – Episode I: The Phantom Menace managed to rake in $22,500,000 at the box office in its first week. Thankfully, the brilliant minds over at Screen Junkies created this trailer that perfectly sums up all of the reasons The Phantom Menace sucks, so at least I can be comforted by the moral support it provides. But seriously, folks – did you really want to pay for the inflated cost of a 3D movie when the movie contained Jar-Jar Binks? What’s wrong with you?!