I’m almost finished writing my latest Cracked article about horrible sitcoms and have done more research on Aliens in the Family than any sane human being ever should. I’ve already done three “Before They Were Stars” features on famous actors who appeared on this stupid show, and guess what? There’s one more! Kristanna Loken of Terminator 3 and BloodRayne fame appeared on a couple of episodes as a snobby popular girl who is frequently flirting with Spit, the alien teenage son. Yes, this is a family-friendly sitcom where a teenage girl inexplicably has a bizarre fetishistic attraction to an alien. Like I said before, they’ve given me a lot of material to work with.