Spring break in the mountains: snowboarding, beer, drunken co-eds in bikinis. As the yearly Bikini Ski Day party descends on a small mountain town, something lurks beneath the snow. When an unwitting rider causes an avalanche, it awakens a huge, menacing, prehistoric Snow Shark! With a newfound taste for human flesh, the Snow Shark picks off the snow bunnies mercilessly. Cut off from help by mountainous terrain and blinding snow, the local sheriff must make an unlikely alliance with a motley crew of snowboarders to take down the Snow Shark before the white hills run red with blood!
Vampires are on their way out, and zombies are still in vogue, but one of the stranger monster movie subgenres that’s proving to be quite popular these days is sharks. And not sharks in the ocean, like you’d see in Jaws or Deep Blue Sea, but sharks in bizarre places that they have no right to be in. A couple of years ago I posted the trailer for Sand Sharks, but even more popular in recent months has been Sharknado, and to top it all off, we now have this trailer for Avalanche Sharks. I…I don’t know what to make of this, you guys.