There are so many jokes I can make about You’ve Got Mail that I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed here. I mean, first off, there’s the obvious grammatical blunder of “You’ve got mail” instead of “You have mail,” but that might be a bit too nitpicky, especially since I’m pretty colloquial with the language I use on this site. How about that dated computer/instant messaging technology? Do you remember a time when you just chatted with strangers on the internet for the novelty of it? I do. Anyway, this amazing “deleted scene” could well have saved the movie had it been included in the final cut.