It’s pretty well guaranteed that I’m going to enjoy Jurassic World at this point. I have no preconceptions that it will be any kind of masterpiece, but the marketing for it looks so cheesy that I’m buying what they’re selling. Ooooh, the genetically engineered D-rex dinosaur is killing for sport! I hope they find her cave filled with taxidermized dinosaur heads.
Jurassic World comes out June 12, 2015.